Hillarious Jokes

Here are some craking jokes ive found and some i made up

This is my best made up joke

One day the chicken from the joke "why did the chicken cross the road"decided to go on holiday, so a turkey had to take over.About 2 days later the chicken was told to come back , but why ? ? ?
Because it was christmas !!!!!!!!!

ok some ive found now

How do u know when theres a monster under ur bed ??
Because ur nose is squashed up against the ceiling ! !

Why did ken keep his trumpet in the freezer ??
Because he liked cool music ! !

What cheese is made backwards ??
Edam ! !

last one ,

If a dog is tied to a 15 foot rope how can it reach a bone 30 foot away ??
I didnt say the rope was tied to anything but the dog ! !

hahaha

If u want to add ur own jokes just add them as comments

haha

Funny pictures of Animals

Here are some craking animal pictures

Hope u liked them !!

Matty's Blog

Heres mattys blog address

http://www.mattyblog-blog.blogspot.com

Mosque Trip

Today y6 went to the jumeriah mosque.we found out more about mosque and we had a quiz on it.also a lady demonstrated how muslims pray and what movements they make.it was very interesting.

Typing

I mgiht satrt tpitng mxeid up now !
If i do all you poeple who go on my
amizang bolg wlil hvae to get uesd
to it !!!

hahahha!!!

Mixed up words

If you can raed tihs it deos not maen you are etxra-nroaml or aynhting jsut as lnog as the frist and the lsat lteter are in the rgiht pacle you wlil sitll be albe to raed the txet !!

Amzanig huh !!

tankhs and wlel dnoe if you were albe to raed my wirntig !

Techno Chicken !!

Watch techno chicken its sooo funny !!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_2_EJogf2A

thanks hope you enjoyed it !

Tidy up song!

I found the link too the arabic tidy up song

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4M8cdSPYnQ

Some cool links

Check out some of these websites

http://www.facebook.com/
http://tiny.cc/
http://www.miniclip.com/games/en/
http://www.onemorelevel.com/

http://www.absolutist.com/

Brainiac

We went to see brainiac at school,its was so good.At some points it was really funny but it was really amusing the whole way through.My favourite bit was when the man ran through different materials. As brainiacs so cool here are some more awesome videos.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yex063_Fblk&NR=1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lkn6fMn9eqU&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BN2D5y-AxIY&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzWEwTtQKBs&feature=related

My Friends Blog

hi guys

this is my friends blog address

http://www.camerongrahamsblog.blogspot.com

Comments

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