Here are some craking jokes ive found and some i made up
This is my best made up joke
One day the chicken from the joke "why did the chicken cross the road"decided to go on holiday, so a turkey had to take over.About 2 days later the chicken was told to come back , but why ? ? ?
Because it was christmas !!!!!!!!!
ok some ive found now
How do u know when theres a monster under ur bed ??
Because ur nose is squashed up against the ceiling ! !
Why did ken keep his trumpet in the freezer ??
Because he liked cool music ! !
What cheese is made backwards ??
Edam ! !
last one ,
If a dog is tied to a 15 foot rope how can it reach a bone 30 foot away ??
I didnt say the rope was tied to anything but the dog ! !
hahaha
If u want to add ur own jokes just add them as comments
haha
About Me
- Harveystar
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- My real names actually Harvey , just some peple call me Harveystar . Im 10 years old and i have 2 brothers , 1 half-brother & 2 half-sisters . I also have 2 mad dogs and 1 strange cat !! If u want to e-mail me somethimg , harvey-coombes27@hotmail.com is my address . . .
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